I Know a Few Things

Yesterday I was picking up my dry-cleaning and Jack asked "are these your clothes or did you get them from this place?"

I responded that these were my clothes, but the lady cleans them and presses them.

He said, "Yeah, she puts them on the little thing (fing in Jack-speak, we haven't mastered the 'th' sound) and presses them so they get smooth."

Pretty impressed that he knew about the dry-cleaning process I said, "You're right. How did you know that?" His response?

"I know a few things."

Ba-dum-bum.

That got an immediate phone call to grandma for the dryness of his statement. He really IS his father. So dry he's funny.